Birthday anniversary of a woman's 65th birthday. Closing song “Such a Lady”

You're already 65!
...Or maybe, after all, one more thing:
After all, nightingales sing in the soul,
And the heart loves dearly!
Let your head be a little whiter
Dance hip-hop and listen to jazz
Yes for the centenary
Don't forget to invite us all!!!

The anniversary will remind you of the past,
Leaves a trace.
Everything that was destined came true,
We wish you new victories!
You are friends with a good joke,
Showing a sharp, clear mind.
Managed to preserve a sensitive soul,
Your heart is a fiery samum.
There is not a shadow of doubt in us,
You and after many years
With your spring soul
You will give warmth and light!

Congratulations to mom on her 65th birthday

Mommy, sixty-five years old
We celebrate you with all your family.
Let the wrinkles leave their mark,
But don't let the years scare you.

They rush and fly like an arrow,
And we have grown up a long time ago,
But mother's care will not leave,
The warmth of her soul will warm us.

Work, home, chores, sorrows,
After all, mom, only you will understand me.
You will find consolation for your daughter,
You will support me in joy and take away my pain!

Our dear mother,
You are sixty-five years old!
Let the years fly stubbornly -
Thank you to fate!
We want to wish, dear,
On this anniversary holiday,
Be happy dear
Among grandchildren and children!

At 65 it’s nice to remember
How playful youth passed.
Fill life with pleasure -
Freedom has risen like a star!
Let contemplation and joy
They will give you meaning and happiness!
Let only charm, taste and sweetness
Feelings and words will decorate!
Let diseases not visit you,
Relatives love, people honor!
Let nature dedicate to you
Your amazing outfit!

Congratulations to a 65-year-old woman in verse

Nobody you are 65
It looks like he won’t be able to give it!
You are simply wonderfully good
Very beautiful and fresh!

And on your anniversary I will again
I'm so glad to congratulate you!
I wish to live actively,
Be healthy and cheerful!

Attention grandchildren and children,
And loyal, sincere friends!
You, friend, are no better,
Take a bouquet from me!

65 – it’s a wonderful time,
You can rest easy!
After all, the labors were not in vain,
And it's time to collect stones!

Let your grandchildren delight you with their successes,
And children give you warmth!
To be your joys
Health, joy and goodness!

Happy anniversary to a woman 65 years old

65 is a wonderful date!
It doesn't matter that the years go by,
Life is beautiful and very bright,
That you should never be sad.

Where can I get some prosperity?
This doesn’t happen - that’s a fact!
But let more be “better”
And there will be less “somehow”.

We wish you to always be loved,
Among friends - necessary,
You can't see evil in life
And let everyday adversity
They will never scare you!

65 is a glorious anniversary!
Don't regret the years you've lived!
Enjoy life, don't be sad,
If anyone offended you, forgive me!
Stay sweet and simple
Wise, kind, modest, young!
Always be as beautiful as you are now!
And accept a bouquet of flowers from us!

Congratulations to your grandmother on her 65th birthday

Grandmother, dear, happy anniversary,
We heartily congratulate you!
Women are wiser and kinder
Let's be honest, it just doesn't happen!

65 candles are burning on the cake,
Make a wish quickly!
Be happy this evening too
Please accept your grandchildren’s congratulations!

Congratulations to the female boss on her 65th birthday

We love you, we appreciate you,
We certainly believe you!
We follow you boldly,
After all, you are a skillful boss!
You are not afraid of difficulties,
You lead wisely!
Congratulations on your anniversary,
We wish you a sea of happiness,
Be cheerful and beautiful
And, of course, happy!
65 is the date!
May life be winged,
Let everything work out easily,
May you have fun!

Today the number is 65
On your holiday card!
We hasten to congratulate you all,
Giving gifts and smiles!
Let strength not fail you,
Let there be vigor and health!
Let your dream flight come true,
And a new dream will arrive!

Happy 65th birthday to a woman

65 – time for congratulations,
For compliments and flowers!
So let there be no regrets
And there will be many warm words!
To you, friendly and sweet,
Fate itself accompanies.
So accept it with renewed vigor
Everything that makes you happy!

Woman's 65th anniversary - congratulations

We sincerely wish you on your 65th anniversary,
May you always be in a wonderful mood!
To make your heart warmer and lighter
From sincere feelings and words of congratulations!

May your health always be impeccable,
Fate fulfills every wish!
Relatives always surround you with love
And they give care, kindness, understanding!

Let the house be illuminated with happiness, like the sun,
And ordinary everyday life will become a holiday!
Let everything work out, let everything work out,
And may life always be wonderful!

In these 65,
I really want to tell you
It's so good that I have you.
With you, all troubles are not terrible.
And I wish that you
It was always cozy everywhere.
I wish you to live and not worry,
To love this world with my heart and soul.

Congratulations to a woman on her 65th birthday - good poems

Oh, you are sixty-five!
Where can I get these words?
Sing great life in them,
To put all your feelings into a poem?

Away - illness, boredom, sadness;
Happiness lies in children and grandchildren!
Invite everyone to the holiday
Strength, wisdom, love!!!

Anniversary 65 years woman poems

Sixty-five - Your venerable anniversary!
Be healthy! Be healthy!
Rejoice sincerely and with inspiration
The pranks of grandchildren and the happiness of children!

You have earned respect for yourself!
Low bow to you, honor and praise!
May it be your birthday again and again
The whole family will gather us around the table!

Life is wonderful, it's a miracle!
Let there be “six” and “five” on the postcard,
People find happiness all their lives,
And can age become a hindrance?
After all, happiness is a home with abundance
And peace in the soul and on Earth.
Let everything be easy and smooth,
And so that there are no problems!
We wish you good health,
Concerns for loved ones and relatives.
Let your eyes glow with love,
Happy golden days to you! ©

The 65th birthday is special.
This is the dawn of maturity and wisdom,
This autumn is rich in the taste of honey
And a bouquet from experience and practice.
We wish a beautiful woman
So that the sparkle in the eyes does not disappear,
It’s not in vain that people give you compliments,
You are a model and ideal for us in everything.
We would like to wish you a lot of happiness,
Love in the family, and coins in the wallet.
There is no need to be upset over trifles,
And everything will be fine for many years. ©

At 65, of course,
I'll give you carelessness
Infinity and warmth,
And mirror glass
I'll give it to you in advance
Your smile and attention,
Laugh and don't be sad,
And forgive everyone everything in the world,
I wish you kindness
So that everyone's dreams come true,
So that the May mood
Turned grief into happiness! ©

Rich in experience, wise,
Beauty - everything is about you!
Life is easy, different, difficult -
But we will not defy fate.

You are sixty-five
And I wish lovingly:
So that your heart is filled with spring,
May happiness fall in love with you!

I was invited to the anniversary today,
To a beautiful woman whom I admire.
Tender, beautiful, like a rose,
And only beautiful prose really begs to be asked.
You look only thirty-five
Although we all know that you are really 65.
May your life only be smooth,
And you will remain a mystery woman for everyone.
And I send my congratulations on your anniversary,
May he only take care of you throughout life.

You're already sixty-five!...
Or maybe, after all, one more thing:
After all, nightingales sing in the soul,
And the heart loves dearly!
Let your head be a little whiter
Dance hip-hop and listen to jazz
Yes for the centenary
Don't forget to invite us all!

Six five is only thirty.
It's easy to see this.
It is clear to every colleague:
You look great -
Charming, smart
And still slim!
We wish you continued
Don't get sick and don't grow old!
And it’s too early for you to retire,
Our dear (Name)!

You are a woman, you are like a rose,
You bloom like a mimosa.
Today is your anniversary,
All your friends will hug you,
All the gifts were given,
She fed everyone in the house.
And I want to say a toast here,
Even though I'm only a guest today
"You are the most beautiful,
Angelically clear!

You're already sixty-five!
Or maybe, after all, one more thing:
After all, nightingales sing in the soul,
And the heart loves dearly!
Let your head be a little whiter
Dance hip-hop and listen to jazz
Yes for the centenary
Don't forget to invite us all!

We love you more over the years,
So don't you dare be sad at all!
We will never forget you
And we will drink many more times during our birthday!
Just rejoice again and again
And also have fun again and again.
Congratulations, and believe me, this is new,
After all, today you are 65!

Sixty and five more!
We would like to wish you:
First, be healthy
Don't forget about the diet
Secondly - forget about everyone,
Think about yourself more often.
Thirdly, we would like to wish
So that peace reigns in the family,
So that you are able
Make everyone's wishes come true!

Sixty and a half -
Believe me, just a little!
The beginning of a new era for you -
After all, there are still roads ahead of us,
After all, you need to live, hoping and loving!
Let your health not let you down,
You will live to be a hundred years old in wealth,
Let luck rule in life,
And you are having fun through life!

65 is a wonderful date!
It doesn't matter that the years go by,
Life is beautiful and very bright,
That you should never be sad.
Where can I get some prosperity?
This doesn’t happen - that’s a fact!
But let more be “better”
And there will be less “somehow”.
We wish you to always be loved,
Among friends - necessary,
You can't see evil in life
And let everyday adversity
They will never scare you!

Making us kinder in life.
And from this tenderness of heart
My soul became lighter.
Among busy people.
Our years are running away.
He always helps people.

You're a girl, you're like a rose
You bloom like a mimosa.
Today is your anniversary,
We will celebrate 65 years as soon as possible.
All your friends will hug you,
That will include me, of course.
All the gifts were given,
She fed everyone in the house.
And I want to say a toast here,
Even though I'm only a guest today
"You are the most beautiful,
Angelically clear!

On her anniversary she became an important lady.
You, who rushed to help in difficult times.
You have gained wisdom over the years,
Making us kinder in life.
And from this tenderness of heart
My soul became lighter.
It's not often you meet someone more humane
Among busy people.
Into the ocean called Eternity
Our years are running away.
Elixir of longevity - warmth,
He always helps people.

What to do when you turn 65? Smile! After all, is this age, especially for a woman? We offer you our interesting scenario for a woman’s 65th birthday. The script is humorous, and your guests will have something to laugh at and make fun of. Games, competitions, interesting tasks - all this is for you and your 65th birthday.

Before you start the holiday, you need to meet the hero of the day in an original way. Therefore, we “drive” the hero of the day out the door, and all the guests stand in a semicircle. And we also need to prepare a hat, which will be magical! Therefore, choose an unusual hat, you can even paint it. You also need to prepare cuts from Irina Allegrova’s songs in advance. But you can collect your cuts and make your own answers to the questions. Then you will understand everything yourself. And so, everyone is ready. Solemn music sounds, the door opens and the hero of the day enters. We greet her with loud applause!

Leading:
Our dear (name of the hero of the day)! Today is a wonderful day, today is your next birthday. On this solemn and joyful day, friends, relatives and people close to you came to congratulate you. Of course they are all worried. Are you worried? You don’t have to answer this question, our magic hat will do it for you! She will answer all the questions that your guests have accumulated for you. So get ready to answer for everything!
And so, we put on our hat and listen to the questions. And our hat will give the most correct answer!

Question 1.
You are 65 years old. And you look 22 years old. Do you feel your age yourself? (a cut of Allegrova’s song with the words “I’m killed on the spot by your words” is included).
Question 2.
You are 65 years old. You have lived a lot and seen a lot. You have lived through very different times. How were you able to become what you are now? (A cut of Allegrova’s song is turned on with the words “In this world, as you can, so you turn”)
Question 3.
Are you afraid of the future? (A cut of Allegrova’s song is played with the words “I will part the clouds with my hands and close the door to the past”)
Question 4.
Many people worry about you, about your health, about your well-being. What can you tell them? (A cut of Allegrova’s song is played with the words “And everything is going great for me”)
Question 5.
What are your plans for the future? (A cut of Allegrova’s song with the words “I’ll rock you to Miami” is played)

Leading:
These are the answers to your questions! Now you understand that our hero of the day is still young, cheerful and full of strength! So you can already think about what to give her for her 70th, 75th, 80th, 85th, 90th, 95th and 100th birthdays!
In the meantime, I will introduce you to the rules of our holiday.

Holiday rules.

Dear guests! Thank you for coming!
And you all brought gifts with you.
Our holiday will last until the morning today!
So relax, it's time for everyone to rest!
Don’t break the dishes, but eat from them,
And then we will all be fine!
You fill up your glasses more often,
And empty them to the very end!
Take part in competitions and games,
And you will receive gifts from the hero of the day!
Now let's all go to the table,
And let's start our happy holiday soon!

Everyone sits down at the tables.

Leading:
And no matter how trite it may sound, we will say the first toast to the hero of the day.
Most people would like to start life again. To live it again, so to speak, to start with a clean and white slate. And we want to wish you not to start your life over, but to continue living your life! Continue to live and paint your leaf of life in new bright colors! And let each of your friends find their place on this piece of paper - a place in your life!
For you and for your friends!

By the way! The festive evening will be long, so stock up on good toasts for the whole evening. Go to our section - and choose any toast that you like!

Leading:
And I invite three guests who know the hero of the day well.

Three guests come out. They stand on the same line. Their task is to take turns naming adjectives that relate to or characterize the hero of the day. The one who named takes a step forward. Anyone who thinks for more than three seconds misses his turn and stands still. Thus, whoever reaches the hero of the day the fastest wins.

Leading:
You know, this is what I thought - after all, we haven’t met you yet! Yes, perhaps you all know each other, but no one or nothing is stopping us from getting to know each other again! Therefore, take your places at the table, we are about to get acquainted! Now the music will sound, and whoever hears his name in the song will effectively come out to me and “burn me.” After all, whoever comes out the best will receive a memorable gift from the hero of the day!

For this competition you need to prepare songs with the names of the guests. You turn on the songs one by one, and the guests leave. But they go by their names. That is, if the song “Oh, Lekh Lekha, I feel so bad without you” sounds, then only those called Alekseys come out. If the song “Natasha, Natasha, you are my heart and soul” is played, then only Natasha comes out. At the same time, you need to not just go out, but go out in such a way that it will be remembered!
And at the end you can play the song “Oh, what a woman!” - then the hero of the day herself will come out!
After everyone has left, you can determine who gets the prize.

Leading:
And since we're all out, we can dance. But not just dance, but also play! Today we are celebrating an anniversary, and an anniversary is numbers. Now you need to name songs where numbers are sung. And whoever remembers such songs the most wins. At the same time, whoever remembers the song dances to it in the center of the circle of guests. And there are enough songs with numbers to stretch this competition for about twenty minutes. For example:
- I’m already 18;
- Argentina Jamaica 5-0;
- Vysotsky's song about Paris
And many other songs.

The guests got tired of dancing and returned to the table. It's time for gifts. Each guest writes on one card what he will give to the hero of the day, and on the other card what this gift is for her. We put the first gift card in one bag, and the explanation cards in the second bag. We mix the bags and approach the hero of the day. First, the hero of the day takes out a card with the name of the gift. And then a card with an explanation. And since the cards are mixed, it turns out funny and amusing. But that's not all! When the guests laughed at the explanation, the guest who wrote this gift stands up, gives the gift and congratulates. In such an interesting and playful way you can give all the gifts and have fun.

Gifts have been given, it's time for another game. To do this, all guests must be given cards with numbers from 0 to 9. The host asks questions, and the guests must quickly think and give the correct answer using their cards. Examples of questions:
1. The difference in the house number of the hero of the day?
If the hero of the day has house number 72, then the difference will be 7-2=5. This means that the guests must pick up the card with number 5.
2. The sum of the numbers of the birthday girl?
If the hero of the day was born on the 17th, then it turns out 1+7=8. This means that guests must raise a sign with the number 8.
3. The difference between the numbers in the age of the hero of the day?
It turns out 6-5=1. So, signs with the number 1.
And so on, you can come up with questions with numbers that relate to the hero of the day. And whoever answers the fastest and correctly wins a prize.

Leading:
Do you know that not only did you give gifts to our birthday girl, but she also prepared her own gifts for you.

To give gifts to guests, swipe .
She will help you conduct an interesting game block that will take about fifteen minutes at the holiday.

And we only have one thing left - cake! But the cake is a special moment that needs to be highlighted. So let's highlight. You need an astrologer. You can dress up the guest and let him learn the words, but it is better to prepare a special person in advance. And so, an astrologer comes out, rolling a cart, and on the cart under a hood is a cake.

Astrologer:
It took me a long time to come here to you,
And I got there, I’ll say, not without difficulty!
I brought a cake to you for the holiday,
And now I will give it to you!
But before you give it away,
Let me tell you about this cake.
There's a message in the cake
And these are the wishes:
Who will cut this cake?
You will have to make a wish.
And if the cake is eaten right down to the last piece,
Then your wish will come true!

The hero of the day approaches the cake, makes a wish and cuts the cake. Then everyone takes a piece of cake and the “sweet” part of the holiday begins.

You can end your anniversary with such a beautiful scene. Want more skits? Then move on. More than thirty scenes have already been prepared for you that will suit your taste.

Today is your holiday
Or rather, an anniversary.
You are so beautiful today!
Everyone is more beautiful and brighter.

Lots of happiness and smiles
On this day around you.
Even numbers on postcards
They smile lovingly.

May luck smile
Happiness will live nearby,
The sun is shining brightly,
To give you rays.

Happy Birthday -
You are sixty-five years old!
Happiness, joy, luck,
Our joy and our light!

I wish you a lot of happiness on your anniversary,
So that you only bloom every day,
Let your wishes come true overnight,
May the world around you be filled with goodness!

Sixty-five is a most wonderful date,
I wish you a lot of light and warmth,
Let health be the highest reward,
May your life be nothing but joy!

Grandmother, dear, happy anniversary,
We heartily congratulate you!
Women are wiser and kinder
Let's be honest, it just doesn't happen!
65 candles are burning on the cake,
Make a wish quickly!
Be happy this evening too
Please accept your grandchildren’s congratulations!

Beautiful congratulations on the 65th anniversary of a woman

You are already sixty-five,
You're still sixty-five.
You are very young at heart,
You know how to love passionately,
Love family, love children,
Loving your spouse
And on this bright anniversary
I wish you an easy life.
Look forward with a smile
Dance to disco, sing songs,
Drink wine and eat cake
Such a cool anniversary.

Congratulations on your wonderful anniversary,
I haven't lived these years in vain
You've seen a lot on your long journey,
But there is still a long way to go.
Six and five are wisdom in decision making,
This is a kind heart, love and patience.
May God give you strength and health to help you,
So that you can walk the bright path of life with a smile!

You are extraordinary!
Like the joy of the world,
How happy the universe is!
You are kindness and blossoming,
You are a woman like no other!
We will celebrate your anniversary as it should,
Gifts and even rewards for you,
For 65 years you have given us joy,
Believe us, we have not forgotten this!

Dear woman,
On the glorious anniversary
We want soulful
Wish friends
Interesting films
And good books
So that your thoughts
Instantly cheered up!

Cheerful, mischievous, -
You can't say that it's sixty-five! -
Filled with spiritual warmth.
All you have to do is shine on stage!

I saw a lot in my destiny
And I went through many obstacles,
I trusted only in God
And I cherished faith in my soul.

May the Creator, the Almighty
He will reward you with health for your work,
So that pure, bright thoughts
The soul reflected comfort!

65 - The number does not suit you.

You are dressed tastefully and fashionably.

Let every wish come true!

Who said that only at forty-five
Can I be especially interesting?
Maybe just at sixty-five
Youth wake up and rise again.
All we have to do is look at you,
Everything suddenly becomes clear:
You can drown in charm
And in the eyes so kind and beautiful.
We wish you cheerfulness in your soul
And great good health;
And you shouldn't listen anymore
About the years and old age of slander.

On the anniversary, open to receive
Feelings of love and look more fun!
The holiday opens its arms,
Admiring your beauty!
Nowadays happiness is not at all far away,
There are two numbers today - 65!
Means wide embraces,
They mean: it's time to celebrate!
Congratulations melodious lines
They will sing about goodness and spring.
Your life will be the best
You won't see someone like this in your dreams!
Everything will come true, just believe it
And open the door for the best guests!

Congratulating a woman on her 65th birthday is beautiful

65 – time for congratulations,
For compliments and flowers!
So let there be no regrets
And there will be many warm words!

To you, friendly and sweet,
Fate itself accompanies.
So accept it with renewed vigor
Everything that makes you happy!

65 – sometime by this date
It seemed an impossibly long journey.
And now the time has come - the summit has been taken,
And I want to rest a little.
But I wish you not to give up,
After all, this is definitely not the finale.
Then everyone around will be surprised:
- Sixty five? I wouldn't give it to you!

You look young, far beyond your years,
65 - The number does not suit you.
When I see you, I want to call you Madam,
You are dressed tastefully and fashionably.
Impeccable manners, there's nothing to say
And the royal look - you can’t hide it.
On this day, Madam, I want to wish you happiness,
Let every wish come true!

There is no such age for a woman
So that he could enslave her.
After all, it is important to hear three magic words -
So that someone loves you with all their soul!
Let youth not turn away from you,
You will always remain like this,
And may the sun shine on you throughout your life,
Good luck to you for many years to come!

Sixty five?
You should already know -
The soul does not age.
You are still as fresh!

Even if the body is not the same -
Still good!
The sparkle of trusting eyes
It hasn't gone out after a year!

Admire you
And I want with all my heart
I am good for you!
Happy birthday! Hooray!

The lights are dim and slow music is playing.

On both sides of the entrance to the hall there are ladies holding candles. The birthday girl is invited to the hall. Each man in turn approaches the birthday girl and spins her around in a waltz. The music ends and everyone is invited to the table.

Leading: Hello, dear birthday girl! Good evening dear guests. We gathered on the occasion of Olga Semyonovna’s anniversary. But today we won’t talk about age, because beauties like Olga Semyonovna are getting younger every year. And our main task for today is to make sure that the smile does not leave her face and her eyes shine with a dazzling light, so that when men see her, they pile up and do not leave quietly in English.
Your anniversary birthday
We are happy to celebrate now,
And from the bottom of our hearts we want everything together
I wish you health and happiness.
So that joy comes to your home
And she always remained in it,
Love to fill your heart
And the family was friendly
And for this we raise the first birthday toast!

They raise their glasses. Pause 5 minutes.

Leading: Let's give the floor to the head of the logistics department, Sergei Nikolaevich Bakumenko.

After congratulations, everyone raises their glasses.
Break 5 minutes.

Leading: To make sure that our birthday girl is not only very beautiful in appearance, but that all internal organs are in order, we invited a qualified doctor and his assistant.

Congratulations from doctors

Doctor : Ambulance help is at your doorstep! Gentlemen, make way for the doctors...
Nurse (takes the birthday girl to the middle of the hall): Don’t worry, don’t be scared, but relax, smile... The doctor will just examine you and give you an accurate diagnosis.

The doctor examines the hero of the day.

Doctor. Thoughts are clear, slightly intoxicated...
Passionate eyes. What time!
Swan neck,
Pulse slightly agitated.
Shoulders are not strong
But very sexy
I can hear it clearly in my lungs
Inhale and exhale.
Heart beats joyfully
And full of desire...
The insides are harmonious
Work with dignity
Tasting drinks
The body is preparing...
Nurse: So, well-being
Not autumn at all?
Doctor: My diagnosis is accurate
“Youth is fiery!”
Nurse. Youth-fieria?
What kind of diagnosis is this?
Decipher... ,
What does it mean?
Doctor: Eternal longing
Eternal burning
Responsibility for business
Overcoming adversity
And souls bloom.
Nurse: Only half my life has been lived,
So to sum it up,
Regret and write off
The time has not come.
Doctor: I confirm my youth!
Optimism and vigor!
And to always be in shape
Live and abide
Need to toughen up
Appearing in the bathhouse...
Nurse: Here is the pharmacy recipe
For your personal basin.
Shower yourself at night
Of it three times.
Doctor: Let's all raise a toast
Not counting the years.
Bloom for the souls,
Wisdom and recognition
Striving for better!!!

They hand over a basin and a recipe for it. Text of the recipe: “Association of Emergency Physicians, Medical Company “Yanvar-Invest”. Recipe. FULL NAME. sick. Diagnosis of the disease "PEY8YUYYO-PEP1A". The prescribed drug is BAYII1 TANK. Directions for use: douse 3 times at night. Side effects: s/'/poe rgMkat'e, neobpositosis (po$1ouappodo/vro/gouan/a. Signature and personal seal of the doctor. The prescription is valid for 15 days. If you have difficulty purchasing the prescribed drug, contact the company "Yanvar-invest" "

Doctors invite guests to raise a glass to the health of the birthday girl. And they announce a smoke break. Despite the fact that the Ministry of Health warns about the dangers of smoking. (10-15 minutes)

Leading: Friends and employees, without sparing words,
They want to congratulate you on this anniversary day!
(words are provided to those wishing to congratulate the hero of the day) 10-15 minutes

A man with two children enters the hall.

Nyan: Wonderful, everything is wonderful.
Shouldn't we fall back into childhood?
Women are yin, men are drunk,
Well, I'm a mustachioed nanny.
Let's take a quiz “Through the Mouth of a Baby.”

Children sit on chairs and begin to talk about the qualities of the birthday girl. There are three characteristics for each quality. If someone from the audience guesses right, the nanny receives a present from Usatiy

Girl: This is when a person cannot sit still and is always doing something...
If she doesn’t go to work, then she still doesn’t sit at home or at the dacha, but walks and walks and (oops)…
She doesn’t like to sleep, doesn’t like to watch TV, but loves (oh)... (Hardworking.)
Boy: She always does everything (ouch), which sometimes makes her legs tired...
Sometimes she looks like a running car, spinning, running, and everything works out for her...
It also looks like a mountain river, because it (oh) flows. (Energetic, fast.)
Girl: She always takes pity on everyone, helps everyone...
The fairy from the fairy tale is also like that (oh)...
She doesn’t offend anyone, but, on the contrary, invites them to visit, treats the children with sweets... (Kind.)
Boy: They give her little money, but she is still happy...
And when it’s good and when it’s bad, she doesn’t cry, because she (oh)…
And she doesn’t like to sit at home, she likes to be with other guys (you thought wrong) and with other aunties, because she’s interested in them... (He’s life-loving.)

Nian (addresses the children): Let's pour some for you guys,
And I should read a fairy tale for the birthday girl.
The hen Ryaba laid an egg,
Grandfather is annoyed, and grandmother is angry.
Well, the explanation for this is simple:
This egg is not golden. (hands the birthday girl a kinder - surprise)

New crystal shoes
The prince gave it to Cinderella, voila!
She dances in them, goes to bed
The prince smeared superglue on the insoles. (hands over shoes)

Vanya Tsarevich in the Koshchei rear
The swan shoots an arrow from a bow.
Let Koschey waste away without a swan,
Vanka lives with his little frog!

Rolling across the field, Kolobok rushes,
A hare and a wolf run after him,
Both the fox and the bear are running there...
But the pole-field is full of mines!

The fox stole Petenka again,
Drags him over the mountains, through the forests...
A fool doesn't know what the point is in life.
Riot police ambushed her there!

Well, how do you like my fairy tales?
Come on, everyone, open your eyes,
Raise the container higher!
Let's drink to the hero of the day's childhood!

Leading: Yes, in childhood almost everyone loved listening to fairy tales and playing naughty games. I propose to please our birthday girl with a fun competition.
There is a competition with balloons. (the balls are tied to a chair and they must be burst using the butt).

After the competition, the winner is awarded.
A break is announced and dancing begins.

Leading: Many congratulatory telegrams were sent to our hero of the day. Let me read them out:
From the stage of “The Crooked Mirror” We want to say our word: We wish to be drunk with happiness, As in Petrosyan’s humoresques. We wish you joy, fun, but not a severe hangover. If something is wrong, drink vigorous kvass. Bye! Flower and Matryona.
Whoever wants to become a millionaire must visit the First! You come to Moscow. Ask where Galkin is, that is, I, Maxim. Then catch your luck! I'm waiting for you on the show! You become an example for your homeland and just be a millionaire!
Sorry for my clumsy handwriting, Now I’m just an angel: I’m leaving for bed on time... I’ve been writing a letter to you for two days, To congratulate you on your birthday! And you send me some cookies, I’ll eat them steamed with Karkusha. I miss you. Wait for a visit. Piggy.
Like the phantom of the opera, come to you
I wish you some vodka, caviar and a cup of tea,
Congratulations on the holiday and sing “Hurdy Organ” for you.
But it’s very hard to wake up early!..
You yourself drink and, having eaten the sausage,
Congratulate yourself! Kolya Baskov.

I send greetings from St. Petersburg,
I wish you many, many years.
I wish I had your young age -
I would create a mess!
I wish you love, peace and success from the bottom of my heart. Piekha.
Yes, definitely, on this day even a tree stump is obliged to love.
I wish you all the best, Even though it is not cheap.
But first, for example, join us in the LDPR.
And everything will be successful for you. Vladimir Volfych, definitely.

During the reading of the holiday mail, Said enters the hall.
In his hands is an impressive stack of business folders, a guitar behind his back, a dagger in his belt. He puts down the folders and sits on them. Waiting.
Sukhov enters.
Sukhov and Side look at each other.
Sukhov: Side, how did you end up here?
Side : Anniversary.
Sukhov: Again? Side, I'm going home...
Side : Tell that to someone else...
Sukhov: So, should I spend the rest of my life wandering around these anniversaries?
Side: East is a delicate matter. Your words.
Sukhov: Will they at least give you millet for the road?
Side (playing with a dagger). I'll agree.
Sukhov: How old is the hero of the day?
Side : Woman.
Sukhov : We apologize. Well, at least describe it. What does he do, advantages...
Side (patting the folders). List, Comrade Sukhov...
Sukhov (appreciating). And in short?
Side whispers in his ear, Sukhov nods.
So... So... To the College of Soviet Trade? In 1989? Does he like songs?.. Since childhood?.. (Strictly.) Do you have an instrument with you?
Side throws the guitar from behind his back and sits down on the floor.
Yes, but what’s your name? Olga, you say? Heh!
Sukhov adjusts his tunic and clears his throat into his fist.
Get started, Side. (Sings.)
Your Honor, dear beauty.
You have confirmed this truth since childhood:
“If misfortune in life is difficult,
Everything will be different, just sing the song!”
Your Honor, Madame Singer!
You know that anything can happen on stage:
I suddenly forgot a line, my memory is stagnant,
Sing “la-la-la-la-la”, and keep singing!
Your Honor, Madam Queen!
Happiness is far away yesterday, but today is close.
If your salary is tight and your pocket is empty...
You and your friend sing this song.
Your honor, you are like a ray of light.
This means your song is not completely sung.
To stay young longer,
Sing this song more often, Olya.
Thank you for your attention.
Well, happy anniversary, then. (raises a toast to the birthday girl) I'm off. It's time.
Side. : Maybe you can wait? There’s also an anniversary coming up... And then, lo and behold, rides will turn up...
Sukhov : No... And so he gave a big detour. Now I’ll go along the hypotenuse - it’s shorter. Sorry if something is wrong. (Leaves.)
Side: Well, well... We'll meet again. (Collects folders and leaves to the tune of the song “Your Honor.”)

Leading: It has been scientifically proven that our love for the countryside helps our birthday girl stay in good shape. It practically replaces morning, evening and afternoon training. Members of the Colorado Beetle club learned about this passion and came to congratulate Olga Semyonovna.
Poetry:
We arrived at the dacha
And then there’s trouble right away:
We need to celebrate being fast
This glorious anniversary!

Guests stay here for a week
Without water - these are miracles!
Two weeks and no food
And without vodka - three hours!

What should they do now?
What to do?
And they decided everything
Digging in the beds!

Having planted a bag of potatoes,
Reimbursers are all in full:
In the fall the bag was collected...
Not a single one was missing!

Gardeners : Today we would like to congratulate the birthday girl and give her gifts grown in her garden bed:
We give you carrots: Peace to your home, advice and love
But the tomato is red: so that the sky above you is clear
And these are forks of cabbage: so that the house is not empty
Onions and garlic: for future health
But beets: so that they remain beautiful and slim
And this is a cucumber in addition: so as not to drown the dacha.

Song:
DACHANYA

ONE SUMMER EARLY
LOOKED INTO THE SUMMER GARDEN
AND THERE IS OLYA IN FASHIONABLE TROUSERS
TREATS THE GARDEN
PEARS, APPLE TREES, BANANAS
AND THE RASPBERRY IS IN A ROW
AND THE STRAWBERRY IS CUT OUT
FOR THE SEVENTH TIME IN A ROW

CHORUS:

EGGPLANTS ARE PROCESSED BY YOU
GREEN ONION
AND YOUNG CUCUMBER
WELL, AND OLYA AND SASHA IN SOAP
WILDER, WILDER EVERYTHING
BUT THEN THEN IN THE BASEMENT
THERE ARE A HUNDRED JARS IN A ROW
NOW WE ARE CONFIDENT OF THAT
HOW WORKED YOU DID IN SPRING
TREATS ARE WAITING FOR US SOON
I WOULD TAKE A PART WITH YOU
CHORUS:
HORSERADISH GREEN AND CARVED
EGGPLANTS ARE PROCESSED BY YOU
GREEN ONION
AND YOUNG CUCUMBER

After the song there is a toast.

Break. Orange competition. Dancing

Before the competition with ice.
Extreme after name day
Have you ever been to Antarctica?
It's a shame you lost a lot.
We are waiting at the penguin camp
Right after the name day.
Let's go fishing and laugh
And we'll ride on an iceberg,
And then on the road
Let's take a sip of the sea
Yes, we’ll wear furs for future use.
You'll look amazing
Remembering the generosity of penguins.
The envious and the spiteful
It will just make your mouth water.
We've gone a little wild here,
People's NZ was devoured.
So take us as a gift
A ton of red caviar
And for testing... popsicle,
We don't know it.
And see you later, lady! All!

To Egypt to the Pharaoh
I am writing to you... My papyrus
Sends greetings to Cupid from the Nile,
And Pharaoh Ramses II
You are invited to a banquet.
Over a vat of coconut mash
He will impressively ask about business:
What prices, muses, fashion,
What happened to you over the centuries?
And he will be pleased with what is said,
Will enroll you in the staff of sages,
That they live freely at the palace,
Like messengers of the gods.
Ramses hears everything with his soul,
Though shriveled in his tomb,
And having received “okay” from you,
He will be resurrected and come out of prison.
Our address is as simple as two and two:
Egypt, pyramid sector.
Ramses won't meet you - it doesn't matter,
You will be captivated by the majesty of the view.